03 11 / 2012
"Psychologists believe that every aspect of our lives all are thought processes and behavior patterns are the direct result of our relationship to our parents. That every relationship that we have is really just another version of that first relationship. It’s just us trying over and over again to get it right."
Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy
21 9 / 2012
"I think the expression “It’s a small world” is really a euphemism for “I keep running into people I can’t stand."
Brock Cohen
21 9 / 2012
"You know you’re going bald when your conversation with your barber keep getting shorter and shorter. I sit down “How about those…” “Next.” “What?” “We’re done.” “Well, here’s a tip.” “I can’t. That would be stealing."
Dave Attell











